goodbyenovember asked: y r u ghey
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
the-lord-king asked: I just listened to 2 of their songs, I really like the style.
Anonymous asked: fnu
the-lord-king asked: The name of that one band is Steam Powered Giraffe.... Of all things, that was the name? goddamn. Why was that so hard? I've seen that all over my dash forever.
thelocalpaedo: my favourite thing is when you’re kissing and you slowly move down to their neck, then you slowly bite down and rip off their head and dance in their blood
thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
durbikins: When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Nothing pisses me off as much as some social justice bloggers.
Anonymous asked: sup lil nig how are you
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This dude just came up to me and asked me to watch his stuff. He totally saw a vagina as it was being very aggressively caressed on my screen. He gave me the weirdest look.
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
babyferaligator: middle school fights more like
me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: does this have wi-fi
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
dont-call-it-screamo: the-kellic-ship: there should be a ‘Punk Goes Punk’ album where everyone just covers each other’s songs. I would piss myself omg please
sabrinagrimm: devinisdead: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy I’m sure you drown in the pussy yea that’s how i died
me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry
Put a color in my ask box and I'll reply with...
herimperialcataclysm: Black - Biting? Blue - Clawing? Purple - Pulling hair? Pink - Spanking? Red - Choking? Green - Bdsm? White - Biting the lip? Yellow - Whispering in your ear? Orange - Kisses down your neck? *Other (ask about any other thing that wasn’t included above) Happy asking~